"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

I know how to trick my beloved into sex — she raised her beautiful legs for my dick

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

Demonstrably rubbed it with the hope that there would soon be a penis there

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Tourists around stunned — Russian cutie decided to swim naked

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

Don't tell me what to do, I know — I have to get up and pull my pantyhose down

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Let your mom cook for you, I just want to fuck

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

I didn't do cunnilingus, but at least I licked my tits — okay, I'll let you fuck me

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

Sweetheart, I licked your pussy, now get on the table for a crepey

Brother, you're lying around, and my pants are wet from not getting laid!